My OTPs are Really Into Symbolism
She took my coffee, Castle!
It’s just coffee.
Then what’s next? My soul?
Pawnee is a really special town. I love living there. And I look forward to the moments in my day where I get to hang out with the town. And talk to the town about stuff. And the town has really nice blond hair too, and has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.
So the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings. Like, weird, weird feelings. For… pretzels.
Pretzels. Okay. Well, they’re right here, when you want them.
Say you and I went suit shopping and you happened upon a beautiful suit, a beautiful Canadian suit, double breasted. You try it on, but it’s not exactly the right fit for you so you put it back. Then I try it on. I don’t really want to take the same suit you had your eye on, but at the same time I really like that suit.
Buy the suit, Barney. You clearly care about it. Tell the suit how you feel.
Okay. But Ted, remember that was your answer because… the suit is Robin.